DIRTY LITTLE SECRET

Leather fashion shop Noir Leather celebrates 25 years in Royal Oak

It's 9 p.m. on a Saturday night. You're expecting some company and plan to be, ahem, tied up for the next few hours. Trouble is, your nipple clamps have seen better days and you can't find your urethra probe anywhere. If only you lived in West Hollywood. Or even Amsterdam.

Thankfully, if you live in the metro Detroit area, a new probe, clamp or ball gag is only minutes away. Just head to Noir Leather, "Royal Oak's Dirty Little Secret ... for 25 Years and Counting!"

That's right: Royal Oak. That suburban community that couldn't even pass an ordinance to protect LGBTs from discrimination is the home to a …